CraftyNEET Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a NEET and living in your parents’ basement? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will change your life forever? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!

But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	4949	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Skillz4DayzCraft

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	201

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Farms Harvested:	350
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Grave Property – Own it!

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lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Animals Bred:	45
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

But that’s not all! We’ve got extractions happening left and right, with E.G.O [TETH] : Bygone Days Ishmael causing chaos wherever it goes. And let’s not forget about the Target Extraction: [ Ryoshu ] ID & E.G.O, because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

air defense systems, ammo depot, biden, China, deep state, Drones, equipment explorer, general, Happening, harris, ICBM, Indian PM Modi, intel, iran, Liveuamap, Maps, military aid, Minecraft, monke, nuclear power plants, Omsk, russia, smp, Telegram, trump, Ukraine, UN General Assembly, Vovchansk, War, Warspotting, Zelensky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6133
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Items Found:	3370	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CreeperHater69

Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Items Found:	5799
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyIranLoverLebHit

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So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Colon Cancer Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Crops Grown:	2979

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!

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Welcome to Idunn – Your Next Adventure Awaits!
Join us on today for the launch of Idunn, a vibrant Minecraft SMP!

Our Server:
Version 1.21: We’re running on the latest Minecraft version, giving you access to all the latest features and updates!
Grief Protection: Don’t worry about anything happening to your beloved builds!
Friendly Staff: Having an issue? Create a ticket and inform a staff member. We will be happy to help!

Features You’ll Love:
Quality of Life Add-Ons:
Land Claims: Protect your builds and create your dream world without fear!
Player Shops: Trade with friends and establish your marketplace!
Spawn & Home: You will always be able to warp back to Spawn or your bed!
Player Warps: Set a place to warp back too! You can even make it public and have people visit!

Mods:
Custom Terrain Generation: Explore a unique world with custom terrain and structures across all three dimensions, bringing the environment to life!
Looting Plug-In: Don’t worry about friends snagging your items! Our looting plug-in ensures you get your share, no matter what!
Custom Currency: Start your adventure with 250 Krona to trade and buy items!
Exclusive Trading Cards: Collect 36 unique trading cards based on our first season! Will you be able to gather them all?

Join the Server! – [play.idunn.one:25565]

Join our Discord! – https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu

Join Us! We can’t wait to see you on Idunn for an unforgettable adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Idunn Minecraft server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to play.idunn.one:25565 in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there any grief protection on the server?

A: Yes, we have grief protection in place to ensure that your builds are safe.

Q: How can I contact staff if I have an issue?

A: You can create a ticket or contact a staff member on our Discord server for assistance.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we have features like land claims, player shops, custom terrain generation, looting plug-in, custom currency, and exclusive trading cards.

Q: Can I warp back to spawn or my home easily?

A: Yes, you can always warp back to spawn or your bed with ease.

Q: How can I start my adventure with currency on the server?

A: You will start with 250 Krona to trade and buy items on Idunn.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.