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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 915 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 297 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
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