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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7259 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1219 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
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