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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 488 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 116 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 906 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
