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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2498 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2128 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
