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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1683 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
