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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8137 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9261 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 1450 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 32 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2869 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
