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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 450 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 753 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 8567 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
