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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7247 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
