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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3652 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Votes: | 3698 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
