Players: |
96/300 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: |
11 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
18 |
Evil Twin Fights: |
1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: |
3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: |
1 |
Mines Excavated: |
2185 |
Dimension Hops: |
1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
4 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.