CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of mispronounced words and generational trauma! why say naked when you can say nekkid? why say peanut when you can say peenut? why say theatre when you can say theeyayter?

come join us for a wild ride of linguistic confusion and family drama! build your own nekkid statue, plant peenuts in your garden, and perform a play at the theeyayter with your friends!

don’t miss out on the hilarity and insanity that awaits you on our server. join now and let the mispronunciations and trauma begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Items Found:	6550

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	219	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7927
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dimension Hops:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2713
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.