CraftyMuslims – a LOLzy Minecraft server where politics and jokes collide! Join now for non-stop fun! 🤣🕋

Boundaries, collide, comedy, controversy, CraftyMuslims, culture, discrimination, freedom of speech, Fun, humor, intolerance, Islamophobia, Join, jokes, LOLzy, Minecraft, nonstop, perspective, Political Correctness, politically incorrect, Politics, prejudice, Religion, Respect, satire, sensitivity, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time! Want to know why Muslims can’t take a joke politically? Well, that’s because our server is so funny that even the most serious of players will be rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	43	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	4856	Enchantments Applied:	232
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Buildings Constructed:	50

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3826
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	New Chunks Explored:	468387

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crops Grown:	3232	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	273
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	395461
Alien Abductions:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Towns Built:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!