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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1238 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 37 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺