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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6856 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺