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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1958 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺