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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6403 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 4000 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺