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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4981 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 67 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 521 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺
