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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7155 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 619 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.
the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.
