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Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ores Mined:	6945
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ToiletTroubleMC

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ores Mined:	9456
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1947	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

STWForALL

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Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1960
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	98
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Farms Harvested:	960
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	420551

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CruelCrafts

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Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8739	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Villages Defended:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2