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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2762 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 111 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixelated adventures over pretentious pastimes. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh, whether it’s trolling each other with TNT traps or staging epic PvP battles.
And if you’re worried about not fitting in because you’re not rolling in dough, fear not! We welcome players of all backgrounds, from broke college students to retired grandmas. As long as you’re ready to have a good time, you’ll fit right in.
So say goodbye to stuffy country clubs and hello to our crazy Minecraft server! Who needs a fancy yacht when you can sail the high seas in a blocky pirate ship? Join us today and start living the high life… Minecraft style!