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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1083 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 252 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixelated adventures over pretentious pastimes. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh, whether it’s trolling each other with TNT traps or staging epic PvP battles.
And if you’re worried about not fitting in because you’re not rolling in dough, fear not! We welcome players of all backgrounds, from broke college students to retired grandmas. As long as you’re ready to have a good time, you’ll fit right in.
So say goodbye to stuffy country clubs and hello to our crazy Minecraft server! Who needs a fancy yacht when you can sail the high seas in a blocky pirate ship? Join us today and start living the high life… Minecraft style!