CraftyLoveMatch | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Love Letters Sent:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	3809
Astral Projections Made:	0	Buildings Constructed:	37

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	3132	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Votes:	9861	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Villages Defended:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Zombie Dances:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	199	Magic Items Found:	5168
Star Shards Collected:	183	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!