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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 196 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 305
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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