CraftyLifeLessons | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	97453
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ores Mined:	8321	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2196	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Emeralds Found:	5122
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	9018	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Votes:	630	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Towns Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4011	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Emeralds Found:	6065	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.