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Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	248
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

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185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Votes:	9104	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Star Shards Collected:	55	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Potions Brewed:	166
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ores Mined:	4093
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Votes:	9110	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	897	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3230
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Animals Bred:	90
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	3511	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Votes:	6666

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

Players:	100/500	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7