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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2735 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.