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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5932 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.