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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8207 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.