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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8866 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 60 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
