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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9419 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.