CraftyLadiesServer

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our legendary “Twerk for Diamonds” event every Saturday night!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Farms Harvested:	429
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Towns Built:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6360	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Players Killed by Monsters:	9712

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4026
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Animals Bred:	178	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

alien insects, Chaos, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, general, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Hotfix, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PlayStation, PS5, PvE, Robots, Shooter, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, training manual, Warbond, Wiki

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.