lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 110 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Alien Abductions: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

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