so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Crops Grown: 9216 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
Chimeras Created: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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