CraftyKimJongUn’sFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.

we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.

so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9888	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	2002	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	260	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3710

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Star Shards Collected:	278	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	3271
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crops Grown:	5864	Buildings Constructed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	229
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Divine Spears Created:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	171
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	2803
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8547

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.