LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Alien Abductions: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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