LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Secret Passages Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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