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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3053 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 196538 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!