CraftyKhameneiFAILS

CraftyKhameneiFAILS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kardashian family reunion! we got creepers blowing up left and right, zombies trying to crash the party, and skeletons shooting arrows like they’re in the matrix.

our server is so lit that even khamenei himself tried to legitimize the islamic republic on here, but he got wrecked by a group of 12-year-old gamers who built a giant statue of a potato in his honor.

if you wanna join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. just watch out for the lava pits and the troll players who will try to steal all your diamonds. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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