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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9542 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5139 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.
plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.
so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!
