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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6131 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.
plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.
so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!