CraftyJoyLand

Contentment, cheerful, fulfillment, Gratitude, Optimistic

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your pixelated heart? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking ultimate happiness in the blocky world!

Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!

Eternal Union 1.20

parasocial, Honesty, erb, union, Chat

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the lies and deceit of the real world! We don’t need fake parasocial relationships here, just honesty and fun! Plus, we have a secret underground base for all the cool kids who want to escape reality and build epic structures. Don’t be like those girls in the stream chat, be like ERB and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures!

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New Server IP
CraftyCallout Minecraft Server

RESPONSIBILITY, Accountability, Pronouns, Conflict, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where teamwork and financial literacy collide in the most chaotic way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of working with random groups to create mind-blowing presentations in just two days. Who knows, you might end up with a Kaeden who plagiarizes everything and an Aric who sits on his phone for hours without working – the drama is real!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of editing credits, where one player tries to claim all the glory while others fight to get their names on the slides. Will you be the one to stand up for justice and fairness, or will you let the chaos reign supreme?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the projects is the players themselves. And remember, always give credit where credit is due – or risk being the next Kaeden in our wild world of Minecraft madness!

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New Server IP
PonyCraft: Friends Edition

girl, misunderstanding, Apology, guy, Identity

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can say “What’s up every pony?” without fear of someone storming out in a fit of rage!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated ponies and gender-neutral greetings that will make Tom’s head spin. Who needs real friends when you have a virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be, pony or not?

So saddle up and gallop on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in this world, everyone is a pony – whether they like it or not!

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New Server IP
MasochistMinecraft SMP

self-control, self-care, self-doubt, self-criticism, Self-examination

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every Tuesday where we all wear diamond armor and dance to creeper music. And get this, our mayor is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s always making these ridiculous laws like “Thou shalt not mine diamonds on a Wednesday” and “All players must wear a pumpkin on their head at all times”. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race we have. We all ride llamas through an obstacle course filled with lava pits and zombie pigmen. Winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for a whole year. It’s so intense, you’ll be like, “Why do I keep doing this to myself?” But then you’ll remember the thrill of the chase and the glory of victory, and you’ll be like, “Oh yeah, that’s why.”

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way. Who knows, man. Just come play with us and let’s make some memories that will make you question your life choices.

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New Server IP
SensoryCraft: LoseNone, GainFun!

LoseNone, sensory perception, sensory loss, SensoryCraft, sensory experience

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server out there! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, you’ll have to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! And if you can defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with the power to lay golden eggs that grant you three wishes each. Just be careful what you wish for, because the last player who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up with a mountain of them falling on their head.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of insanity and hilarity!

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New Server IP

CraftyJoyLand

Eternal Union 1.20

CraftyCallout Minecraft Server

PonyCraft: Friends Edition

MasochistMinecraft SMP

SensoryCraft: LoseNone, GainFun!