CraftyJoyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BornTooLate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, just like in Fallout! But beware, there’s no reset button or respawn point here – it’s play through or die!

Forget about WW2, you were born just in time for WW3 on our server. Take on the role of a wastelander IRL and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world filled with danger and nuclear threats.

Don’t believe us? Check out these totally real news articles that prove our server is the most intense and action-packed Minecraft experience out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft world!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockChainCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, BlockChainCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Diversification, dogecoin, ethereum, Financial, innovation, Investment, litecoin, market, maximalist, Minecraft, ripple, Server, skepticism, Technology, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true value of digital currency? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of hardcore bitcoin maximalists who believe that the only way to truly thrive in the virtual world is by hoarding as much cryptocurrency as possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for bitcoins! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests that are filled with nothing but sweet, sweet digital gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Satoshi’s Block, rumored to contain enough bitcoins to make you the richest player in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Crypto Creeper, a mob that explodes into a shower of bitcoins when defeated. So gear up, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to take on the ultimate challenge in the world of Minecraft – becoming the ultimate bitcoin billionaire! Join us now and start your journey to digital riches today.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlarnSMP

BlarnSMP, building, Cross-Play, disabled anchors, disabled crystals, gameplay tweaks, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, sethomes, sword pvp, Vanilla

A semi-vanilla server focused on building, raiding, redstone, and sword PvP. Crystals and anchors are disabled to encourage sword/axe PvP. We also have sethomes, some gameplay tweaks, and RTP to boost your play!

Come and join!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3891

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, WITHOUT HUSK

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PIZZASMP – Survival with custom items

coin system, coinshop, Cosmetics, crate keys, Custom Items, discord server, in game, Itemsadder, Land claiming, no p2w, Perks, PizzaSMP, PvP, Staff Members, Survival, Upgrades, wardrobe system

Brand new SMP server with Land Claiming, PVP, support for Custom Items using itemsadder, cosmetics and a wardrobe system to equip them.

Currently looking for Staff Members if interested make sure to join the discord server.

Coin system and coinshop to puchase upgrades and perks also Crate Keys, everything can be earned in-game no P2W.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyRimworld – Minecraft Server

#gamer, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, game performance, loverslab, managing mods, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, modlist, new patch notes, performance fish, Performance Mods, rimworld, rimworld DLC, Rimworld General, rimworld mods, rocketman, Server, tynan’s book, yayo modlist

Welcome to the most chill Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Our Relax Edition server is the perfect place to kick back, build some epic structures, and just vibe with your fellow gamers.

Looking for some DLC? Well, we can’t guarantee it’s worth it, but hey, why not pirate it first and give it a whirl? And don’t forget to pick up the required reading for all game devs and gamers – it’s a must-have!

Unfortunately, Dwarf Fortress isn’t welcome here, but who needs it when you’ve got mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman to take your gameplay to the next level? Trust us, once you download these bad boys, you’ll never look back.

And if you’re new to the server and wondering which mods to get, just check out our handy pastebin guide. We’ve got all the info you need to make sure your game runs smoothly and your mod load order is on point.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Olympus MC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, skyblock cracked customized island farm minions job system economy adventure friends experience balanced unique visit play server effort pleased long time low effort

!!CRACKED SERVER!! (use /register,/login)

We are a couple of friends that tried to play skyblock after a very long time. We tried playing on different cracked skyblock servers but nothing pleased us , as we found very low effort being put into their making. This server was created to be able to bring to you the experience we missed. It includes a customized personal Island, Public Farm Islands, Minions and a unique job system. All of these ensure a balanced economy and an adventurous journey . Give us a visit <3

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Myth Network

Adventure, Battles, building, Challenges, Community, creativity, Exploration, floating island, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Myth Network, Pixelmon, pokemon, Resources, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Training

Welcome to Myth, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a world full of exciting modalities designed to challenge your skills and spark your creativity. On our server, we offer a variety of modalities for all tastes. Are you a brave warrior? Join our “LifeSteal” mode and face epic battles where every hit counts. Do you prefer to explore and build? Our “Survival” mode offers you the opportunity to create your own home in a vast and dangerous world. For those looking for unique challenges… We offer “SkyBlock”, where you will have to survive on a floating island with limited resources. Are you a Pokémon fan? Then you’ll love our “Pixelmon” mode, where you can catch, train and battle with your favorite Pokémon in a world full of surprises. But that’s not all, our server is constantly evolving! We are currently working on an exciting “RPG” mode that will immerse you in an epic story full of mysteries and adventures. Join us and be part of an active and friendly community, where fun and camaraderie are our priority. We hope to see you soon on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

/r9k/ Craze Minecraft Server

4chan, Anons, Anonymity, art, Beloved, BIZARRE, Board, Community, controversial, CRAZE, culture, discussion, History, imageboard, internet corner, internet culture, Loneliness, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, Server, Story, Unique

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive into the fascinating world of /r9k/! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no personality? Well, look no further because we have an entire board dedicated to anons posting about being alone. From sharing whimsical and artistic creations to discussing the downright bizarre, our server has a unique culture that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us as we uncover the mysterious origins of these anons, what makes them tick, and why they have become such a beloved, yet controversial, corner of the internet. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to eternal loneliness or unlock the hidden powers of the forever alone meme.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the weird and wonderful world of /r9k/. Who knows, you may even find your new best friend who also happens to be a forever alone anon. Just be prepared for some seriously strange conversations and maybe even a few existential crises along the way.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyFag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama, rumored to have the power to grant you three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more diamonds).

But be warned, the diamond llama is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot lasers out of their eyes! Don’t worry though, we have a secret weapon to help you defeat them – enchanted bacon swords!

Once you’ve conquered the diamond llama and claimed your wishes, you can relax in our luxury spa made entirely out of emerald blocks. Yes, you heard that right, EMERALD BLOCKS!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously absurd adventures begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MCIlluminations

1:1 Scale, behind the scenes, care, Earth, Enjoy, enviroment, family friendly, fan built, guest, MAGICAL, magical moments, MCIlluminations, meticulous detail, Minecraft, minecraft server, MOMENTS, Realistic, realistic experience., Recreations, Roleplay, tacctics, theme park recreations, Vanilla

What is MCIlluminations? MCIlluminations is a Minecraft server known for having the most 1:1 scale theme park recreations in all of Minecraft. We are deciated to a family friendly enviroment and making magical moments for each individual guest. We spend hundreds of hours on our fan built recreations with meticulous detail and care. Every detail from behind the scenes to every tiny detail has been replicated using many tacctics to create a realistic experience for those looking to enjoy. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

4ChanCraft Minecraft Server

2013, 4chan, 4chanCraft, anonymous posting, Countries, digital archives, digital interaction, discussion boards, forum users, global communication, Int, internet culture, internet history, message boards, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online conversations, online forums, Posting, Server, social media, virtual communities

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much).

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where memes come to life and the only limit is your imagination. Build a house made entirely of TNT, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and madness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Earth’s Most Overrated Minecraft Server

advertising, Anime, cubicle life, dystopian hellscape, Earths, Irrelevant, lackluster history, Minecraft, neon lighting, Overrated, overrated country, perpetual loneliness, Philippines, Server, small apartments, stolen inventions, western gibs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the dystopian hellscape of the most overrated country on Earth! Join us and leave behind the tofu-dreg cities covered in neon lighting and advertising.

On our server, you can build your own epic creations without worrying about working in a cubicle or living in a tiny apartment. Say goodbye to living perpetually alone and hello to a community of fellow players who share your love for Minecraft.

Forget about stealing from China and White people, on our server, you can invent anything your heart desires. From towering castles to underground lairs, the possibilities are endless.

Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs anime and western gibs when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Don’t be irrelevant like the Phillipines, join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Neoh City

Adventure, Clans, commands, community-driven, Custom Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Gods, MCMMO, multiplayer, Mythology, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying Server, RPG, Survival

Neoh City: Where Legends Come to Life

️Four Regions, Four Gods Step into the shoes of an adventurer in a world divided into four mystical regions: the fiery depths of the Nether, the vast Plains of Earth, the mysterious Oceans and the enigmatic The End. Each region is guarded by a divine entity, bringing balance and challenges to those who dare to explore.

Clans, Friendships and Enmities Choose your side and join one of the four fundamental clans, each devoted to one of the protective gods. Create your fortress, participate in epic fights and earn your place in the hall of fame.

Optimized Plugins and Commands We’ve been working hard to make the game better and easier to play. With fun and useful plugins, your adventure will be super fun and easy.

Spawn: The Heart of Neoh Our first smile is like a work of art, created manually by the founders. It’s the beginning of everything, whether it’s a journey or a story.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	4173

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12