CraftyJoyLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your pixelated heart? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking ultimate happiness in the blocky world!

Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mistrial Madness Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs ride on flying pigs and chickens lay diamond eggs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

4. We host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple delivered to your doorstep by a team of singing villagers. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to say it with me: mistrial!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BikiniBabysitterCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this babysitting story!

Imagine a world where divorced parents battle it out at the pool over what you wear. Dive into the drama and see who will come out on top – the bikini-wearing babysitter or the belly ring-hating dad.

With joint custody of the kids at stake, you never know what will happen next. Will the dad try to steal the kids away during the night? Will the babysitter unleash her wrath and reveal all to the mom?

Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1563	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineCraze: Mindful Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to turn all the sheep into flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MemeCraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HateSongFaveTuneCraft

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join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. we got diamond armor that gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your butt. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the mystical golden potato. also, the grass is made of cotton candy and the water is actually liquid chocolate. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Galactic Arcania – Old and Stale! (No PvP, Unmodded, No Clans, Lame, No Forge)

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Server Name	Galactic Arcania: Modded Survival
Server Theme	Space Exploration
IP Address	51.222.247.252:25606
Modpack	Full Modlist
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Welcome to Galactic Arcania, a modded survival server set in a space exploration theme. Explore various dimensions, build epic structures, and delve into the mysteries of the cosmos with our diverse modpack.

Features

PvE gameplay, no raiding or griefing
Clans system for cooperative gameplay
300+ biomes and 70 dimensions to explore
Continental world generation for unique landscapes
No Pay2Win benefits, fair gameplay for all
Discord integration for community communication
Non-toxic, chill community environment

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address provided (51.222.247.252:25606) in your Minecraft client to connect to the server.

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: You can find the full modlist here.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: No, Galactic Arcania is a PvE server, and PvP, raiding, or griefing is not allowed.

Q: Can I create or join a clan on the server?

A: Yes, there is a clans system in place for players to create or join groups for cooperative gameplay.

Q: Are there any Pay2Win benefits on the server?

A: No, Galactic Arcania does not offer any Pay2Win benefits, ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: We have Discord integration for players to chat, coordinate, and engage with the community. Join our Discord server here.

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ReloadLies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and receive a daily reminder that reload is absolute garbage and you were totally lied to about it being a good idea. But hey, who needs reload when you have a server full of hilarious chaos and unpredictable shenanigans? Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CrownCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The crowns of /int/! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of mischievous trolls who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Good luck finding your way out!

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while being showered in diamonds. Just watch out for the disco creepers – they love to boogie down and explode in a burst of glitter!

3. Our community is made up of the wackiest and weirdest players you’ll ever meet. From a talking parrot who only speaks in puns to a group of ninja chickens who roam the land in search of adventure, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So come join The crowns of /int/ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything can happen in this crazy world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a cultural melting pot where the only expectation is to have a good time. No need to worry about offending anyone with your gifts, just focus on building the best virtual world possible. Plus, we have a special birthday surprise waiting for you when you join – no screenshots necessary! So leave the real-life drama behind and come join us for some blocky fun!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dad-in-Law Thief: AITA?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your father-in-law stealing your change? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual piggy bank and protect it from sneaky relatives looking to swipe your hard-earned loot.

Our server is so crazy, even your father-in-law will want to join just to see what kind of shenanigans are going down. Build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around your virtual garage.

So come on down and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden stash of virtual change to add to your collection! But remember, always ask before you take – unless you want to end up like poor ol’ T, getting kicked out of the game for stealing from your fellow players.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	319
Enchantments Applied:	225	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FiredForBuildingCreeperStatue

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Oh, you haven’t heard? Well, rumor has it that they were caught playing on our Minecraft server during class instead of teaching! And can you blame them? Our server is so addictive, even teachers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about geometry and physics by building epic structures and creating crazy redstone contraptions in-game? Join us now and see why our server is the ultimate educational experience…just don’t let your principal catch you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ForgiveAndForgetMC

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server and suddenly your best buddy from like, second grade, starts griefing your epic castle. Like, what the heck, man? But hey, that’s just the start of the craziness on this server.

join this server if you wanna see pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. Seriously, it’s like a freakin’ animal talent show up in here. And don’t even get me started on the villagers. They’re like, gossip queens, always spillin’ the tea on who’s dating who in the village.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party? Yeah, that’s right. We got zombies breakdancing and skeletons doing the robot. It’s a wild time, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, ’cause anything can happen in this wacky world.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LandScape Sky Minecraft server

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᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ? LANDSCAPE SKY ?〢?・Welcome to the world of comfort and friendship!〢?・Minecraft myths: magical adventures await you.〢?・Eternal movement: competitions, events and surprises every day.〢?・Communication without borders: channels for all your hobbies.〢?・Be part of the history being created with us.〢?・Together we shine brighter! Join our star family.··

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Altitude Community: Where the only thing higher than our builds is our economy!

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IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/News	alttd.com/blog/

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
McMMO & MyPet
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ:

1. Is this server suitable for all ages?

Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome to join the community.

2. Are there any special features on this server?

Altitude offers a variety of features including land claiming, McMMO, player shops, custom warp plugin for towns, and monthly server events. For a full list of custom features, you can visit this link.

3. How can I stay updated with the server’s news and events?

You can visit the Altitude website’s blog section at alttd.com/blog/ to stay updated with the latest news and events happening on the server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyWonders Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have 1 million Ukrainians dead and Russia still can’t advance! That’s right, we’ve turned a tragic real-life event into a hilarious Minecraft scenario for your entertainment.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between Ukrainian villagers and Russian invaders, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the chaos or join the fight and help Ukraine defend their homeland.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server now, you’ll also get the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs and laser eyes, only on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knew a tragic real-world event could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	178	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.