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PragueCraft: Russian Arson Fail

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have explosions bigger than russia’s failed arson attack in prague!! prime minister be like “wtf is going on here??” but don’t worry, it’s just our crazy players setting the world on fire (literally). join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, because why not? who needs peace and order when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s show russia who the real troublemakers are!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NeuralinkNoMRIplz

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So, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually turn into real diamonds in real life! like, u mine them in the game and BAM! u got a real diamond in ur hand! it’s like magic but not really cuz it’s totally real, trust me.

Also, if u join this server, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a majestic unicorn through the sky. u can soar above all the other players and show them who’s boss. it’s like having wings but way cooler cuz it’s in a blocky world.

And get this, if u join this server, u get to meet the legendary Minecraft wizard who can grant u three wishes. yeah, THREE WISHES! u can wish for anything u want, like a pet dragon or a mansion made entirely out of cake. it’s like a dream come true but in pixel form.

So, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s got everything u could ever want and more. plus, u never know what other crazy surprises are waiting for u in this wacky world. so come on, join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BrainMetCraft: The Ultimate Cancer Cure

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Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ here that’ll blow yo mind! Picture dis: you join da server and suddenly you’re in a world where breast cancer is like, a freakin’ boss battle. But don’t worry, we got da cure!

Our scientists have discovered dis insane biological mechanism that’ll make yo breast cancer run for da hills! Imagine fightin’ off cancer cells with a diamond sword, takin’ down tumors like they’re creepers in da night. It’s like a freakin’ Minecraft miracle, man!

So come join us on dis wild ride and be a part of somethin’ truly epic. Who knew savin’ lives could be dis much fun? Plus, we got free cookies at spawn. Can’t beat dat, amirite? Let’s kick cancer’s butt together, one block at a time!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the ice cream!

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QuasarsSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Features	Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community focus
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How many active players are you aiming for?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community.
What is the server type?	QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord by clicking on this link.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Herobrine himself? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding diamonds in a dirt block! Join us for some epic fragging sessions and MvM tours that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top secret that even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. We’ve got mods that will make your character look like a cross between a creeper and a unicorn, and loadouts that will make your enemies run in fear.

Trade your way to victory with our trading system that’s more complex than Redstone contraptions. And don’t forget to check out our guide to playing Heavy, because let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a walking tank in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just don’t tell anyone else, it’s our little secret.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BOING BOING Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping loot and causing chaos wherever they go.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic llama as it spits at unsuspecting players. Or dive into our custom-built underwater city, complete with a secret treasure room guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave where villagers break it down to funky beats all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4981	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CordCutters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BabyDaddyBanished

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of being present for every appointment, even in the virtual world! Just like in real life, we want our players to show up and support each other, especially during those crucial moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital in-game when your virtual child is sick and running a fever. Will your virtual husband step up and take them to the doctor, or will he be too busy farming in-game with his virtual parents? The drama unfolds in our server, where every decision counts!

And don’t worry about being alone during your virtual pregnancy journey – our community is here to support you every step of the way. Whether it’s virtual holidays, reunions, or doctor appointments, we’ve got your back (literally, because you’re pregnant in-game).

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself considering not letting your virtual husband in the virtual delivery room if he doesn’t make an effort to attend all the virtual appointments. It’s all part of the adventure on our Minecraft server – where virtual life imitates virtual art.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
New Chunks Explored:	323509	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server

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Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Or had a creeper blow up your prized diamond castle right before your eyes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to make your worst experiences seem like a walk in the park!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts in hidden dungeons guarded by evil witches, and even the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! Our community is filled with fearless warriors, mischievous pranksters, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to chat.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit of armor made entirely of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DineWithDeadLegends

If you could invite any historical figure to dinner, why not join our Minecraft server and invite them to a virtual feast instead? Imagine sitting down to a blocky banquet with Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Genghis Khan all arguing over who gets the last pork chop! Our server is so historically accurate, you might even learn a thing or two about ancient civilizations while building your own empire. So come join us and dine with the legends – just watch out for creepers trying to crash the party!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocktopia: Ever-Changing Terrain

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly the whole Earth’s surface starts changin’! Like, one minute you’re walkin’ on grass and the next minute you’re swimmin’ in lava! It’s cray-cray, man!

Join our server for the ultimate thrill ride of never knowin’ what the heck is gonna happen next! Maybe one day you’ll be buildin’ a castle in the sky, and the next day you’ll be fightin’ off a horde of zombie chickens! It’s a wild ride, for sure!

And get this, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a giant pig race where the winner got a million diamonds! And another time, we had a buildin’ competition where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It was hilarious, dude!

So, like, come join us on the most unpredictable, insane, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and excitement, am I right?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VeggieCraft: Live Long & Prosper

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come join our epic minecraft server where eating healthy food can literally save your life!!! like, seriously dude, this server is so lit that just by playing on it, you are extending your lifespan by like a million years or something. we got all the best plant foods for you to chow down on, plus a little bit of meat and dairy to keep things interesting.

imagine a world where you can build your dream house while also improving your health and saving the planet. sounds too good to be true, right? well, it’s not! on our server, you can do all that and more. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start living your best, healthiest life in minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it! #healthyliving #minecraftgoals #savetheplanet

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AxChaos server Minecraft

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The owner of the “AxeChaos” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	90

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Shadowvale Citadel

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Welcome to Shadowvale Citadel! Dive into an epic survival experience enriched with MMO and RPG elements. Choose jobs, earn rewards, and unlock crates in our vibrant world!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SolarionSMP: Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera! Join our java-tastic adult community today!

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Welcome to Solarion SMP

About Us
We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!
Our Vision
Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:
˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Solarion SMP?	Solarion SMP is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer server inspired by the Hermitcraft community. We aim to provide an inclusive environment for players to enjoy.
What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP run on?	We operate on Java 1.20.4
What is the application process like?	The application process involves familiarizing yourself with our rules, providing insights into your motivations for joining, and joining our Discord for application submission.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	3384	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1