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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7388 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 399 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are all unicorns who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butts.
there’s this one time, right, where a player found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. and, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that can spit fireballs at your enemies.
oh, and did i mention that the entire server is made of candy? like, you can literally eat the blocks and they taste like cotton candy. it’s, like, a dream come true, man.
so, like, come join the server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
