CraftyJournoRevoked | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	226
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	230	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Farms Harvested:	805
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	63	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Farms Harvested:	701	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4674
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mines Excavated:	2220	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	135
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4589
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4