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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 866 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Votes: | 9623 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.