CraftyInsultsMC

best insult ever, clever insult, CraftyInsultsMC, creative insult, funny insult, hilarious insult, insult aficionado, insult champion, insult connoisseur, insult genius, insult king, insult master, insult of a lifetime, insult queen, original insult, savage insult, unique insult, witty insult

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5664	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	173
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Villages Defended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	116	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6803
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Emeralds Found:	5163	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	96
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.