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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6925	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	150
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5137	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8620
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.